This week's user lottery winner is Jakeyboy90. He's already achieved his goal of becoming a modern-day Six Million Dollar Man and has a strange lingering desire to find Sarah Connor. He also likes to hoarde animals so you can expect to see him on the news soon as the next crazy cat lady. You can read all that and more in his interview.

If you're new here or if you haven't yet entered the lottery and you hope to one day feel the same overwhelming sense of fame and glory that Jakeyboy90 is surely feeling right now, you can swing by the lottery thread and enter there.